Bitching about the junk and traveling back in time with memories

I've been cleaning out some closets at home and it's so strange how I have all this junk I had totally forgotten about???? Where does it all come from, I think it's a conspiracy; Aliens put all this junk in my house to make me miserable! Actually I went back in time while looking in some old boxes, old notes or letters, old ticket stubs from shows, candy wrap from the first boy that kissed me ;-)

Yes I'm a packrat but I'm cleaning my closets and giving away a bunch of stuff so it's alright. I already filled 4 large bags with clothes, toys and books; damn how am I going to ship this stuff out of here?! Well I've got to keep working....................bitching about the junk and traveling back in time with memories.